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If you survived through the Q2 drop and the Q3 chop you deserve the Q4 top.

i do everything with my left hand because only youngboy is right ??

Do y’all ever think toilets talk to each other when no one is around like “there is a poop amongus”

Writing a book about all of Britten’s music except community opera, going to call it The Rest is Noye’s.

German Catholic bishops and lay leaders on Friday called for their church to bless same-sex relationships, challenging a Vatican ban on the practice https://www.wsj.com/articles/german-catholic-leaders-support-blessings-for-gay-couples-challenging-pope-francis-11633107983?mod=e2tw

Voy a despertar a la chiquita que duerme hace 12 horas y me la encuentro así:

You only get irritated by the small things because you are not focused on anything big.

It's officially GAMEDAY!

hear me out.. Curate-to-earn

I will be releasing a one page book on investment strategy called “Buy Shit And Wait.” Those will be the only 4 words in the book.

Two of the toughest things for authentic people: Forgiving yourself Letting go of the past...

literally me

If the border looks like “slavery days” Maxine, it’s because the Democrats created BOTH situations.

At the podium, Lauren Boebert says women need a Glock 19 to protect themselves from sexual predators. In reality, she just marries them instead.

Of course the Republicans are trying to run away from paying their bills. That’s the Donald Trump way of doing “business.”