
@allieeveknox
My younger cousin just had another baby. Meanwhile, I'm building a miniature armchair for a dead bat, making plans to take pics of my tits in the desert, and begging my therapist for a referral to someone that will put me on quaaludes.

@delbigtree
Please Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Unvaccinated. I Was Born That Way.

@hunter_hhhh
the masculine urge to suck your own dick but you cant reach and break your neck, leaving you on the ground lifeless for at least 24 hours before your body is discovered

@Iuvsstay
POV : it’s 2047 3racha entertainment company, Felix bakery, Hyunjin art gallery, Seungmin’s stray puppys center, Lee know’s famous restaurants, I.N clothing brand

@len0killer
Cam'ron: I don't know Armie Hamma. I know we armed with hammas. Got goons in the kitchen whippin Arm & Hamma. (Starting to slip) Mami she probably Santa. Oh you a party planner? She party hard, ladi dadi, you a Barney dancer Max B: And baby you knooow. I love to wear my clothes

@rachsyme
trying to write at my parents' house is them telling me "we'll leave you to it" and then every 15 minutes popping over to ask how it's going and/or share a fun fact they heard on npr or, if you're my dad, start playing banjo not 5 feet away

@KimKardashian
kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!

@KimDotcom
Merry Christmas to all whistleblowers, investigative journalists, peace activists, human rights defenders and everyone with a sense of fairness. Without you the world would have succumb to darkness long ago. Stay strong. Keep fighting evil. The world needs you now more than ever.
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