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If I make it a new year's resolution to stop tweeting about the twat in 2022, can I please point out once again today how vile OJ truly is today? (He's vile every day, but I am pointing it out today).

She’s not "hard-to-get", she doesn't just like you bro. Lol.

it'd be wild if cum was a different colour instead of red.

No one: Esport graphic designers during covid: Photoshopping player heads on jerseys for a living

He died doing what he loved, falling off of Nakatomi Plaza.

theres an art piece in my house made by this one girl i dated who only gave me handies and tried to play wit my bootyhole. i have to see this every day. no, its not mine.

Done every drug under the sun and nothing compares to leverage

It’s such a nick ritchie is the moon kinda night

I don’t necessarily want to eat ass but sometimes it’s right in front of me when I’m 69ing and I’m hungry

They’re boarding the plane by penis size and I’m in the back.

she thing on my stuff until something happens

More American males now wear bracelets than eat stew

FRANK OCEAN IS LIFE

I’d like to call Tony Blair an idiot, but he clearly isn’t one. He’s a devious, power hungry, narcissist, that meddles in politics from behind the guise of a Institute for helping people. He’s not a nice man.

If you're ever in trouble

I hope there's stocks in my stocking this year ??