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You know what inspires me? Fearless. Drive. I hate lazy people. Barbz, stay in school. Don’t you ever be lazy, don’t you ever complain about hard work. Work hard, it pays off.

First copies of “Getting Acquired” already being shipped. Hope you enjoy the read! Will be available to everyone globally on Amazon January 11th. I wrote and dedicated this book to my son Julian to encourage him to take risks, chase your dreams, and do cool shit in your 20s.

As an enticement here is a clip from the reality TV show, called "Girls vs. Boys," that I filmed in Puerto Rico for a month in 2005 when I was 16... and finally watched for the first time last year so I could write about it for the book

chega de falar de política na ceia, vamos falar do LULA

That was during my year at University of Toledo when I raged, barely went to class, discovered my love for tree & drank the Natty beast ???

who is Rorschach and why did he paint so many pictures of my dad being disappointed

The problem with some people is that they are breathing.

Dogs are food compasses

HAIR GROW LONG LIKE CHIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur?

Bengals win the AFC North.

Free Guy

Ooh look, a new AMD budget GPU... that we're soon probably not going to be able to buy.

Every bad bitch have a gay best friend or gay best friend cousin ……If you homophobic you just ugly.

If you believe that exercise is a celebration of what the body can do, not a punishment for what you ate, then try believing that budgeting is a celebration of what your money can do, not a punishment for what you spent.

BREAKING: Israel now reporting Hogwarts as suspected Hamas base