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Everybody running to twitter to see if Instagram is really down or the wi-fi is not working ? #instagramdown

Google, Meta, Twitter and others are tweeting about safety measures for people in Russia and Ukraine. Would be great if Twitter allowed people to scroll through timelines without being logged into an account. Cc @TwitterSafety.

U.S. PRESIDENT BIDEN SAYS AMERICANS SHOULD NOT BE WORRIED ABOUT NUCLEAR WAR

America loves Joshua

Providence only plays in heart attack/instant classics

A man is not finished when he's defeated he's finished when he quits.

Men will literally post to https://world.hey.com/ instead of going to therapy.

"It's a real shame that this is the world we find ourselves in now. One so sharply divided by politics and ideology that we can't even share the love of Ruby on Rails together at a conference without a need to settle scores." https://world.hey.com/dhh/no-railsconf-faa7935e

@Lakers Flakers are a Lottery Team LMFAO,LeGM is finished?

Hate to say it, but we need to increase oil & gas output immediately. Extraordinary times demand extraordinary measures.

She asked me where we goin'? I said the "MOON!" ;)

Forward Thinking on the transformative role of intangible assets in companies and economies with Jonathan Haskel and .@stianwestlake https://www.mckinsey.com/capabilities/growth-marketing-and-sales/our-insights/forward-thinking-on-the-transformative-role-of-intangible-assets?cid=soc-web via @McKinsey_MGI

बड़े अरसों बाद एक आईना ढूंढा जा रहा हैं कोई बिछड़ा हुआ अपना मिलने आ रहा हैं !

the new mario kart tracks look like fucking clay sculptures bro @NintendoAmerica im at my wits end with u