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if i dont cook for my girl that bitch just eats yogurt

We need another draft https://t.co/0bbyU9ipXP

Bored Ape #7432 just absorbed an M1 serum and transubstantiated into Mutant Ape #24864. #BAYC to #MAYC There are now only 1377 mutants remaining! Opensea: https://t.co/7TbVKQpYXx

Bored Ape #3841 just gulped down an M1 serum and transfigured into Mutant Ape #17682. #BAYC to #MAYC There are now only 1378 mutants remaining! Opensea: https://t.co/mLTqOFiXtL

Bored Ape #2887 just broke an M2 serum and transmogrified into Mutant Ape #15775. #BAYC to #MAYC There are now only 1379 mutants remaining! Opensea: https://t.co/AaIQr6ooa0

Bored Ape #9436 just injected an M1 serum and diverged into Mutant Ape #28872. #BAYC to #MAYC There are now only 1380 mutants remaining! Opensea: https://t.co/kaXLXYJdkE

Bored Ape #7441 just swigged an M2 serum and reanimated into Mutant Ape #24883. #BAYC to #MAYC There are now only 1381 mutants remaining! Opensea: https://t.co/g9TtOzu0I1

For the longest time I thought calamari was chicken..

men are either good at science or have a huge penis

fist tweet

Last night on Family Guy, Brian Griffin died. Retweet if you want him back.

Go back to YouTube loser https://t.co/XlMdMiMRsA

Wee Red Squirrel enjoying a tasty hazelnut ?

Most of these “top” accounts tweet rarely and post very little content. Is Twitter dying? https://t.co/lj9rRXfDHE

I’m a dentist and I graduated with 68 other ones. I’ve met even more in 13 years as a dentist. None of us have been asked shit about our opinions on toothpastes.