
@HasbullaHive
They can steal your recipe but the sauce won’t taste the same


@isaacfeldberg
Cannes moderator asking about the dangerous stunts in MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE: “You risk your life, monsieur. Why do you do it?” Tom Cruise: “No one asked Gene Kelly, ‘Why do you dance?’”


@disorientedal
You know the best place to get married? In the garage.. So you can back out -old man at walmart hahah

@wolfpupy
i did what i needed to do to survive, then i did a bunch of other stuff i felt like doing.

@disorientedal
Everybody's falling in love and I'm just like can someone bring me some chicken on a stick?

@disorientedal
Just because I turned left on red and got in a bit of wreck.. Doesn't make me a bad driver. Promise
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