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I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!

I WANT TO DANCE! I WANT TO PLAY MY DRUMS! I WANT TO PLUG MY BASS IN, AND LAY A SLAP RIFF OVER THIS!......BUT MY WIFE IS ON THE SOFA WITH A MIGRAINE!................SHE IS MY WORLD!

I say it every year, and I'll have a full story at some point, but @The_Marauders' https://www.milb.com/live-stream-games/subscribe broadcast is top-notch. This is what you want. Exceptional camera location (and sharp). Full score bug with batter/pitcher names and velos. And the cameras are sharp.

Who you're becoming is more important than who you've been.

@karolcastrook NÃO SOU CALOTEIRA EU PAGUEI MAS ATÉ HOJE TÔ INDIGNADA

Vaya tela lo de Mbappe esque dios que puta rabia dios mio como ha podido hacer eso follamos?

"I did try & fuck her. She was married. I moved on her like a bitch. She’s now got the big phony tits and everything. I just start kissing [women], I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy." - @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/bNMyOH0I9v

I can't afford to get any dumber.

?SUIVI - Interrogé sur BFMTV au sujet des accusations de viols visant le ministre Damien #Abad, Gérald #Darmanin, lui même toujours visé par une enquête pour viol, et qui est en charge de la lutte contre les violences sexuelles et sexistes, n'a pas souhaité faire de commentaire.

In Romania we don't say "i like you", we say "ești ce trebuie"

Think big, move smart, not everyday gra gra. One correct move can switch the whole play!

@akaihaato Oh my XD

art. orgasms. money. peace.

They can steal your recipe but the sauce won’t taste the same

I'm here to change and make the difference!

Cannes moderator asking about the dangerous stunts in MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE: “You risk your life, monsieur. Why do you do it?” Tom Cruise: “No one asked Gene Kelly, ‘Why do you dance?’”