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Dear space raiders my name is Phil Dawson and I am going to eat you all up

JIJUKA! https://t.co/N340dVpdna

@tor_hunt Don’t ever call me your dog again you clown

@KaylanaReese I'm gonna go outside and light myself on fire. What are we doing to our beautiful queens

Going, back to the corner where I, first saw you...

I like old fangled stuff like guitars basically anything made out of wood . I’d drive a wooden car

Repeat after me: good communication requires repetition. Data: leaders are 9x more likely to be criticized for undercommunicating than overcommunicating. Those who say too little come across as unclear and uncaring. When you're tired of your message, it's just starting to land.

The course of civilization is not always upward https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=glKe9njOB24

@DanielleSATM @meganamram I screamed at the screen in vain asking what the hell a jellicle cat was. One helpful audience member stated it’s the cat who most wants to die so I’ll take that answer

The stock market is not a casino! A casino gives me drinks when I lose my money.

@ShirohBeib @ChrisantasYash @JemutaiSharbel @limo_39 @zero_mind0 @justinawamae @Vincent0vintage @SKELEH_THE_GOON without A inakuwa U??

EXTREME close-range intercept of strong #tornado outside of Crockett Texas. Deployed graviton sensors and took a direct hit. We could hear the tornado several minutes before impact

@felixzimmermann 16 verdammt gute Jahre für Deutschland. Mit einer hervorragenden Bundeskanzlerin. War alles perfekt? Nein. War es um Welten besser als jetzt? Definitiv.

Countries should be increasing nuclear power generation! It is insane from a national security standpoint & bad for the environment to shut them down.

i put this on my life if a bitch ever queef during sex im pulling out and two piecing the fuck outta cuh.

@IainLoveTheatre Unlike the character you played on TV I have never worn a bow tie or anytime for that matter and as far as those ties where you have to tie them I'm terrible