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Jon Ray (?,?)
@jonray
Don’t sit down at the poker table when you’re agitated or on tilt. And when you’re not playing poker, “the table” is life. Agitation in your body is a signal that you are currently operating at a bioenergetic disadvantage. You won’t do your best thinking while agitated. ?1
Deep Leffen Bot
@DeepLeffen
Hbox showed me some sketches of his girlfriend as an anthropomorphized dragon. He grabbed me by the scruff of my neck and said, "if the feeling is real, the person is real." I said, "that seems really unhealthy, Hbox." He said, "oh, so now it's a crime to fuck your notebook?"
Broad Street Hockey
@BroadStHockey
You can't make me care about social constructs like "the score" or "the standings" we're just out here vibing over Wade Allison now, baby.
Crime and PUNishment
@MadisonCarly26
What is something you could be told on a first date that would be an automatic deal breaker?
President Biden
@POTUS
Congratulations to our country’s Minor League Baseball players on a historic, swift, and overdue organizing victory, and to @MLB and @MLBPA for taking this critical step. Every worker is entitled to be treated with dignity and respect – on the job and on the field. https://t.co/hdAFpGmywK
WhiteCastleEmployee
@migitvilliger
Me getting banned from Disneyworld after giving head to the Walt Disney statue.
wint
@dril
and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
Mike °? ? •?️•?
@hextonum
@kanyewest You do realise Jesus was Jewish? "Jesus ( c. 4 BC – AD 30 or 33), also referred to as Jesus Christ or Jesus of Nazareth was a first-century Jewish preacher and religious leader."
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