
@DeepLeffen
GAME BREAKING PATCH: pikachu's genitals are no longer visible on the character select screen due to "lack of public demand"

@DeepLeffen
I don’t get why people criticize Sakurai for setting that dog on fire. First off, it was a joke (it was hype af), and he already apologized for it. Second, he thought the dog was a small, talentless child with little aptitude for Smash and the face and body of a dog.

@DeepLeffen
I main 17 characters and co-main 15 more. I have 25 secondaries that I've never even fucking played. My 15 tertiaries make my 19 quaternaries look like septenaries. I have a duodenary that I play for four minutes a month and it might as well be a god damn main at this point.

@BroadStHockey
You can't make me care about social constructs like "the score" or "the standings" we're just out here vibing over Wade Allison now, baby.

@MadisonCarly26
What is something you could be told on a first date that would be an automatic deal breaker?

@POTUS
Congratulations to our country’s Minor League Baseball players on a historic, swift, and overdue organizing victory, and to @MLB and @MLBPA for taking this critical step. Every worker is entitled to be treated with dignity and respect – on the job and on the field. https://t.co/hdAFpGmywK

@migitvilliger
Me getting banned from Disneyworld after giving head to the Walt Disney statue.


@dril
and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
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