
@MariusCrypt0
The reason why crypto crashed so hard this year was because no one in crypto knew what raising interest rates means for the economy.

@SteveMerkle9
telling my kids this was run the jewels https://t.co/fHqUnBe4RB

@DeepLeffen
it has come to my attention that internet vigilantes are debating whether the grim reaper is the ultimate villain in our timeline. i would like to encourage some speculation that the much bigger villain is my wife who just put me in time out for calling my kid an incel

@MekkaDonMusic
I’ve never seen Michigan fans so scared in my life. They don’t really believe in themselves like they claim they do. The Boogie Man is coming.


@RepJimBanks
The Bidens are the most corrupt family ever to occupy the White House. The laptop proves it.

@TheRaDR
God is not a man in the sky with a pair of dice trying to decide if you’ll get cancer or a good parking spot today. And who MIGHT throw some good stuff your way if you pray enough or do the right stuff. Just say no to vending machine theology.

@johnsummit
drake the type of dude to fanclack at a show then get mad at u when u politely ask him to stop

@TurboMullet3000
@cwt_news So, it DIDN'T come from eating batwing soup at the downtown market?? Who knew.

@levelsio
In 2011, when Reddit had almost a billion page views per month, the team solely consisted of 3 engineers and 1 intern https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2065876


@DeepLeffen
I noticed a glint of sadness in Hbox's eyes. I imagined him as an actor trapped on a stage, forced to perform for an audience he grew weary of. “I'm here for you,” I wanted to say, but it was too late...Hbox had already begun his pop off, killing everyone in the first few rows.

@DeepLeffen
I saw Hbox at the gym, holding a 45 pound dumbbell. He said, "you can take the rat out of the gym, but you can't take the gym out of the rat, isn't that right buddy?" I laughed as a courtesy. "Hey would you mind spotting me?" Hbox asked. "I'm doing weighted pop offs today"
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