@dril
and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
@hextonum
@kanyewest You do realise Jesus was Jewish? "Jesus ( c. 4 BC – AD 30 or 33), also referred to as Jesus Christ or Jesus of Nazareth was a first-century Jewish preacher and religious leader."
@lautiontwitch
you are a GROWN man with DICK and BALLS! pushing 30 LOOKING 40 !!!calling someone a freak of nature over RP because you didn’t get to live out your main character syndrome moment… you need a reality check and a job application
@skatie420
what’s that you’ve got there? a bird in the hand? ok man that’s nice and all but there are actually two of those over in that bush. so idk why you’re showing me this.
@kelseyhightower
The cloud is just someone else's computer, power, cooling system, underwater sea cables, networking equipment, data center and the land it sits on, insurance policies, roadmaps, and a whole lot of people to build, secure, monitor, and support all of the software that runs on top.
@MariusCrypt0
The reason why crypto crashed so hard this year was because no one in crypto knew what raising interest rates means for the economy.
@SteveMerkle9
telling my kids this was run the jewels https://t.co/fHqUnBe4RB
@DeepLeffen
it has come to my attention that internet vigilantes are debating whether the grim reaper is the ultimate villain in our timeline. i would like to encourage some speculation that the much bigger villain is my wife who just put me in time out for calling my kid an incel
@MekkaDonMusic
I’ve never seen Michigan fans so scared in my life. They don’t really believe in themselves like they claim they do. The Boogie Man is coming.
@RepJimBanks
The Bidens are the most corrupt family ever to occupy the White House. The laptop proves it.
@TheRaDR
God is not a man in the sky with a pair of dice trying to decide if you’ll get cancer or a good parking spot today. And who MIGHT throw some good stuff your way if you pray enough or do the right stuff. Just say no to vending machine theology.
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