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It’s really hard to not get chubby

womp womp

I noticed a glint of sadness in Hbox's eyes. I imagined him as an actor trapped on a stage, forced to perform for an audience he grew weary of. “I'm here for you,” I wanted to say, but it was too late...Hbox had already begun his pop off, killing everyone in the first few rows.

I saw Hbox at the gym, holding a 45 pound dumbbell. He said, "you can take the rat out of the gym, but you can't take the gym out of the rat, isn't that right buddy?" I laughed as a courtesy. "Hey would you mind spotting me?" Hbox asked. "I'm doing weighted pop offs today"

NEW GAMEMODE: Swiftplay | #VALORANT It's like Unrated, but fast. > Available from Today to Jan. 10th > 2 halves of 4 rounds, the team that wins 5 rounds wins. > Games take around 15 minutes.

if i was president i would bring back airplane cigs too

gonna start naming all my tracks like fred again Bender (blacked before noon)

there is no such thing as casual drinking it’s all or nothing

Arson Judge ?

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project manager: hey hey! creatives: oh no

BREAKING: The tiebreaker on the Atlantic County Commissioner Redistricting Commission has chosen the Democratic proposal, making for a major break from the current map. (Current on left, new on right)

yes die hard is a christmas film

@traderhamza @Klazomena @marankiman Kardeşim o regl'i senin götüne sokarım o zaman regl'i görürsün. Sana hakaret etmiyorum efendi efendi canı sağolsun yazıyorum, siktirtme belanı. Efloud'un stop olduğu yerden entry'e girmek senin sik kırığı hayatındaki tek başarın olabilir. Kendi içinde yaşa ego mastürbasyonunu

I think about @sarahmhird ‘s ‘Everyone poops ? But why?’ talk all the time. Simple message, lots of evidence, funny as hell https://youtu.be/6jGDPH5h_Mg

WELCOME TO THE BAY, AARON JUDGE ?