
@marinwaves
@wendell_britt I should print this tweet and frame it or even put it on a billboard. Better yet, use one of these planes

@KokoPimento
She Was So Lost In Her Own Fantasies That She Forgot Twilight Princess Existed

@korlando2251
#TaxTwitter Tip of the Day Delegate managing & processing payroll to managers who understand payroll. Its cheaper than paying me to fix the issues that happen because payroll was delegated to the wrong person.

@lordofoverstock
if local venues were honest: - doors at 8 - sketchy old dudes hit on underage girls out front from 8-9 - Band load in 9-10 - Band soundcheck 10-11 - Band plays for 30 minutes

@JoshuaPHilll
The only thing I like about Elon is that he disproves all the positive stereotypes about billionaires every day


@QueenTenaeGames
It’s one of those days where id rather be taking henny shots with Taylor port as a chase while watching Flavor of Love.

@_hetep_
@stev_mommington You're one of them, so tell your brain to "stfup" and try to sleep?


@RandallSaber45
@AwooLondo The ONLY way i can do art is with a PEAR pencil and have absolutely NO clothes on

@CLINT419
There are people less qualified than you, doing the things you want to do, simply because they decided to believe in themselves.
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