the bird is freed

Come for the comments,
stay for the memes💄

♥️ i love all u crazy ppl out there ♥️

Replying to @ntvru

@ntvru хаха офигенно

Why is there no emoji for dignity!!

If this works, I'm treating myself to a volcano lair. It's time.

A little red wine, vintage record, some Ambien ... and magic!

Gigafactory in units of hamster

Replying to @SyrenBoaz

@SyrenBoaz A ceiling is simply a floor from below

If heat death is the end of the universe, it really is all about the journey

Off Twitter for a while

Austin++

Replying to @westcoastbill

@westcoastbill I was at a lunch with Munger in 2009 where he told the whole table all the ways Tesla would fail.

Made me quite sad, but I told him I agreed with all those reasons & that we would probably die, but it was worth trying anyway.

🐌

The rumor that I'm building a spaceship to get back to my home planet Mars is totally untrue

Apparently, there is this thing called "Dad jokes" and I make them

The rumor that I’m secretly creating a zombie apocalypse to generate demand for flamethrowers is completely false

Replying to @pcgamer

@pcgamer Dead Space 2 was great

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Replying to @Klee_FilmReview

@Klee_FilmReview !

I love Twitter

Replying to

@_iitzBrendon Elon University is a real place

The ratio of digital to biological compute is growing fast. Worth tracking.

Replying to

Why is there no Flat Mars Society!?

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in