I didn’t do this for fame, I did it for impact.

Oprah for president? She’s got my vote.

my only hobbies are music and art but theyre not hobbies

What’s fortnight

can u eat too much chinese broccoli

I’m gonna start lip-syncing

i used to collect trolls

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Untitled Original 11383 John Coltrane WOW 🎷🎼

i don’t remember ARTPOP

I am so snatched right now I don’t know what to do

Me: 😭
Bloodpop: you’re the one who wanted to be a pop star

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Fame is prison

I fell apart after I released this album. Thank you for celebrating something that once felt like destruction. We always believed it was ahead of its time. Years later turns out, sometimes, artists know. And so do little monsters. Paws up 🙌❤️❤️❤️

Me: I need a cigarette.
Me: No I’ll just vape.
Mind: Locate file. DELETE.

earth is cancelled

I just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100% ITALIAN @lizzo

Talk shit on me again ill sandwich your fuggin face http://t.co/V2HumDg0CP

Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu

I’m calling my next album ADELE.

Today is a new day. Look back, but don’t stare.

About to step out. I can hear you. I’m so excited. I love you. Welcome to #ENIGMA

I can't stop crying. We did it kids.