Me: I need a cigarette.
Me: No I’ll just vape.
Mind: Locate file. DELETE.

can u eat too much chinese broccoli

I fell apart after I released this album. Thank you for celebrating something that once felt like destruction. We always believed it was ahead of its time. Years later turns out, sometimes, artists know. And so do little monsters. Paws up 🙌❤️❤️❤️

i used to collect trolls

Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu

Fame is prison

What’s fortnight

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I just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100% ITALIAN @lizzo

i don’t remember ARTPOP

I am so snatched right now I don’t know what to do

my only hobbies are music and art but theyre not hobbies

Untitled Original 11383 John Coltrane WOW 🎷🎼

I can't stop crying. We did it kids.

About to step out. I can hear you. I’m so excited. I love you. Welcome to #ENIGMA

Today is a new day. Look back, but don’t stare.

I’m gonna start lip-syncing

I’m calling my next album ADELE.

earth is cancelled

I didn’t do this for fame, I did it for impact.

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Me: 😭
Bloodpop: you’re the one who wanted to be a pop star

Oprah for president? She’s got my vote.