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I miss the crypto guys with the laser eyes telling us to “have fun staying poor” — where did they all go?

I have never done a sexual favor for anything. I deserve presents for breathing.

when you're about to just absolutely fucking destroy a shithead kid who doesn't respect dinos

Wish these world leaders stop tripping about power and really think about whose really getting affected (citizens) besides the whole world is in a crisis.War,sanctions,invasions should be the last thing these leaders should worry about. https://t.co/25qemEtzF9

The difference between most people saying “im immunized” vs Aaron Rogers saying “im immunized”, is like the difference between most people saying “I love you like a brother” and Aaron Rogers saying “I love you like a brother”

SAME https://t.co/OyA4dOam0F

Baseball’s better anyway.

This Bishop is in real danger - she can move in any direction.

Falcon 9 launches Starlink to orbit, completing our 20th launch of the year

WELCOME TO THE BAY, AARON JUDGE ?

At least he has a good excuse this time

POTTERHEADS, O MOMENTO É DE VOCÊS! No dia 21/11 vai ocorrer uma exibição única em 3D de "Harry Potter e a Pedra Filosofal" nos cinemas, em comemoração aos 20 anos do filme. A pré-venda dos ingressos para a sessão especial começará na próxima segunda-feira (15).

the decline of human civilization #isaidwhatisaid https://t.co/Y1U4DLEduo

Kodak Black supports breast cancer

Also just give me a magic eraser and some slightly scuffed white walls and that's what I call a good time.

if your banker looks like this, your deposits are safe