
@JohnnyBaudelai2
"Papa, la nuit, les meubles ils dorment aussi ?" Question trop mignonne de mon petit Cédric (49 ans) qui est complètement con?

@Strandjunker
Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

@halfadopted
being friends with girls is all about being like “i love uuuu sorry i was acting sick in the head earlier” but u were actually being so normal so she replies “noooo omg i was… ur a gift” but she was normal too

@4gotten__
Eu sou igual o Kanye West em todos os quesitos: - Narcisismo - Fé - Probleminha na cabeça - Misoginia - Romantismo

@DeepLeffen
I noticed a glint of sadness in Hbox's eyes. I imagined him as an actor trapped on a stage, forced to perform for an audience he grew weary of. “I'm here for you,” I wanted to say, but it was too late...Hbox had already begun his pop off, killing everyone in the first few rows.

@WayneRooney
@WayneRooney I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting

@Cobratate
UNDERSTAND the ENERGY of people can be STOLEN from them. If you make somebody angry, so that they THINK about you. While you REFUSE to think of them back. They are converting calories into thoughts that have YOUR name on them. They are GIVING you power.

@the_P_God
Waking up not hungover means you didn’t leave it all out on the field last night. Still had some gas in the tank. https://t.co/9p80EoEyBC
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