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Preliminary investigations conducted by the Chinese authorities have found no clear evidence of human-to-human transmission of the novel #coronavirus (2019-nCoV) identified in #Wuhan, #China??.

Democracy is not a spectator sport. Don't give up your power to shape the future of the country we love. Vote: https://t.co/sUxB8TLc5r

do I own the stuff or does the stuff own me?

@realDonaldTrump Go fuck yourself.

Fuck Israel

CDC said it’s fine for me to smoke a cigarette in your house

Will Smith was once the coolest man in America but now that I know he pukes when he cums he’s the coolest man in the world

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i am NOT a cocomelon parent, you gonna sit down and watch Patti Lupone Anything Goes 1988 Tony Awards

The bad news is... you forgot to kill me. Face of the women’s division. #AEWDynamite

Cunts everywhere

growth is so important to me, I can't be on the same shit forever

No deaths?! What a let down. #RoyalWedding

How much for the horse tornado? Sir, that's a carousel. I must have it.

Of course, I detest Maduro and stand with the people of Venezuela in their hopes for a better future. But I’m concerned that pursuing regime change in this haphazard way undermines the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.

They always come back