@katyperry
Who needs a lighter when ya thighs so thick they rub together n' make fire ? #holidays
@joebldenpress
who is Rorschach and why did he paint so many pictures of my dad being disappointed
@ryanbeckwith
what if there was a work requirement for congressional salaries
@2Saddington
ARAGORN: You have my whiskey drink. LEGOLAS: And you have my vodka drink. GIMLI: And my lager drink. FRODO: And my cider drink. SAMWISE: and the songs that remind you of the good times. GANDALF: and the songs that remind you of the best times.
@InternetHippo
Deeply embarrassing to drive a car. Turning the big wheel like a toddler. Honking your little horn. Real goo goo ga ga behavior
@sc
"I'm gonna say this and then I'm gonna end mine." BEYONCE is the best performer in the world. Period.
@CounterStrike
@JakeSucky Because it takes minutes to understand and a lifetime to master, and the more you invest the greater your returns. The feeling when everything comes together never gets old. Whether it’s a one tap, a perfect spray, a new piece of util, an ace, or a clutch; it’s Counter-Strike.
@townsendyesmate
Dont forget guys, now the sun is coming out & spring is here, u need to buy more jackets. Whatever jackets u already own, u need more. If u see a nice jacket that u like, don't hesitate, make sure u purchase it. Money is temporary, a nice jacket is permanent. You deserve it.
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