
@iamblackbear
no matter how good she looks someone. somewhere. is tired of her shit

@MarionMarechal
Je regarde la #cérémoniedouverture des JO avec mes enfants. Difficile d’apprécier les rares tableaux réussis entre les Marie-Antoinette décapitées, le trouple qui s’embrasse, des drag queens, l’humiliation de la Garde républicaine obligée de danser sur du Aya Nakamura, la… https://t.co/CWmeBYJH94

@SchrodingrsBrat
My old professor’s advice for those in their 20s: “ten years from now, you need to be able to say that this is the life you chose, not one you settled for.” A future that is created intentionally is more pleasant than one that is scrapped together by avoidance-driven choices.

@david_j_roth
PF Chang's waiter: "[Recites specials] Stephen A. Smith: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Crab Rangoon, things of that nature."

@ASAPYams
luv my goth bitch she call me up before bed time tell me spooky stories

@AugustJPollak
My cat forgets what a Christmas tree is every year and it's wonderful


@_fournette
Work hard for 4 years and have fun the rest of your life or have fun for 4 years and work hard the rest of your life....

@delbigtree
Please Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Unvaccinated. I Was Born That Way.
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