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ur in her dms, I'm in her .docx giving her constructive criticism on her draft

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully or write poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks.

#PrayTogether #Ukraine

@rhensing He’s still sleeping

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God mode.

Good Starship SN8 static fire! Aiming for first 15km / ~50k ft altitude flight next week. Goals are to test 3 engine ascent, body flaps, transition from main to header tanks & landing flip.

I’ve eliminated sleep from my schedule. Just running on adderall, coffee and revenge nowadays.

the universe always has the last clap back

im an ADULT which means i dont have any HOBBIES if i have any FREE TIME AT ALL i will go LIE DOWN if you dont LIKE IT you can LEAVE

Imagine being Travis Kelce and knowing that in 2-4 years the most commercially successful album of all time is going to be dedicated to calling you retarded

I don't get it so wHen Jesus came back it was in a EGG??? dat came from a bunny?? I'm lost rigHtnow

HAIR GROW LONG LIKE CHIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me

sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍ ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ʟᴏᴠᴇ ? ? ?

My mom taught me one thing : You don’t always have to tell people you love them. You just have to give them no reason to doubt it.