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im an ADULT which means i dont have any HOBBIES if i have any FREE TIME AT ALL i will go LIE DOWN if you dont LIKE IT you can LEAVE

Imagine being Travis Kelce and knowing that in 2-4 years the most commercially successful album of all time is going to be dedicated to calling you retarded

I don't get it so wHen Jesus came back it was in a EGG??? dat came from a bunny?? I'm lost rigHtnow

HAIR GROW LONG LIKE CHIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me

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My mom taught me one thing : You don’t always have to tell people you love them. You just have to give them no reason to doubt it.

we didnt protect lupe mannnn

The oldest wearable tech: a 300 year old Chinese Qing Dynasty abacus ring

I shitted on em then stepped in it

Fast, lift, sprint, stretch, and meditate. Build, sell, write, create, invest, and own. Read, reflect, love, seek truth, and ignore society. Make these habits. Say no to everything else. Avoid debt, jail, addiction, disgrace, shortcuts, and media. Relax. Victory is assured.

Round 2 London tonight this gonna be special one man dem ready

men are either good at bowling or know how to eat pussy these are mutually exclusive

Covid is so dangerous that we are firing healthcare workers.

Anything a man loves he takes care of

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