
@neiltyson
Tom Brady was the 199th pick in the 2000 NFL draft. Which tells me that occasionally, if not often, people assessing your future potential based on past performance don’t know shIt about anything.

@beer_drinker777
They fucked up when they let a white boy like me taste a cold beer for the first time

@acnewsitics
Maybe if Fox News had raked the ground around the Christmas tree, it wouldn’t have caught fire.

@youngthug
They say u r what u eat..(That's funny) I don't remember eating a goat!!

@alicewetterlund
Me, in hell: I was told there would be a “special” place for me?

@WatchChad
We went from “two weeks to flatten the curve” to “wear three masks and get your anus swabbed.”

@POTUS44
Nearly 100 years ago, women broke down barriers to the ballot box, moving us closer to a more equal nation. Let's finish what they started.

@thestuffofmemes
Alex Jones’s lawyer passed the bar and YOU have imposter syndrome?

@DrewFrogger
hey man are you coming to the beer fest its in an asphalt parking lot next to a bank. wristbands are $45 and it comes with a tasting glass. supposed to be 96 degrees at 10am. food truck is serving impossible burritos. Brothers Fellow is tapping an imperial stout made from sawdust
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