
@SoyFalilou
Y’a un jour j’ai gifler un petit de chez moi parce qu’il était entrain de fumer, on m’a appris qu’enfaite c’était un nain. J’ai jamais eu aussi honte de toute ma vie ???

@APompliano
My rules of business: Build shit people want, never give up, avoid assholes, question assumptions, learn new ideas & always reward ambition

@engineers_feed
We are doing a scientific research right now and we need your honest answer (for males only): which coordinates do you piss in?


@50FirstTates
if u ask someone how it’s going and they respond “another day in paradise” trust me they want to die

@JeffPassan
BREAKING: Superstar outfielder Juan Soto and the New York Mets are in agreement on a 15-year, $765 million contract, sources tell ESPN. It is the largest deal in professional sports history.

@JoshuaPHilll
The only thing I like about Elon is that he disproves all the positive stereotypes about billionaires every day


@GeorgeMichael
I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE ! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!

@Michael8easley
Btw every 10 seconds another person that can’t guard me comes into the word

@Snowden
Facebook, WhatsApp, and Instagram all going down at the same time sure seems like an easily-understandable and publicly-popular example of why breaking up a certain monopoly into at least three pieces might not be a bad idea. Somebody should tell Elizabeth Warren.
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