@officialmcafee
I am content in here. I have friends. The food is good. All is well. Know that if I hang myself, a la Epstein, it will be no fault of mine.
@ParanormalOrder
Dr. Benito Camelo. Played by @Quackity. Paranormal Order: Quarentena will happen this Saturday. 23rd of Sept. 6PM (BRT). #OPQ
@xworker_1950
I’ve been married to the same woman for 52 yrs 7 mos. I just learned that I don’t hang my hand towel in the bathroom correctly.
@dionnewarwick
Why is that young lady’s name spelled “Saweetie” and not “Sweetie”?
@mattbramanti
my daughter just told me that her boyfriend and his friends will go to Costco, each get a rotisserie chicken, eat the whole thing while walking around the store, and then bring the bag of bones to the register to pay for it
@TheTweetOfGod
Will the owners of the blue planet between Venus and Mars please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.
@lavern_spicer
@elonmusk An African American owner of the largest social media company on earth. This is historic.
@EricG1247
If you wear a mask to go to a store during a pandemic it's called proper health protocols not living in fear. If you need to open carry a gun to go to a store it's called living in fear.
@BAKKOOONN
i enjoying mysekf by the lake, but then i remembered instances of regret in my life, and pain i have caused others
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