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Red wine is fucking great.

Aliens come to earth and just laugh at us. Look at these idiots wasting their puny lives working. While they fly off on spaceships to their super advanced planet as they dont have to work for money. Its a fair system where all are equally rich so development thrives. We're losers

“I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing.. through every dark night, there's a bright day after that.. so no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up...and handle it.”

@youngthug It’s all good bro we understand you, you’re just retarded.

Les gens malades toutes les deux semaines qui viennent pas bosser vous faites chier

Non, la tromperie en islam c'est PEINE DE MORTpar lapidation, comme nous le montre ce qu'a fait le prophète à une femme adultère et à un homme fornicateur selon la loi d'Allah (fouet pour fornication sourate 24:2 et pdm par lapidation pour adultère) dans ce hadith sahih : https://t.co/6Lb5TscdpH

@MuleSoft Fuck me, that's amazing! Now I just have to find out what full life cycle API management is. Or maybe I'll walk the dog.

I do not envy the poor person who has to file the FCC report explaining what happened with AT&T's 911 system today. been there done that

Avec Bertheuil on est les derniers survivants

Tifare FORTITUDO vuol dire anche questo. L’adrenalina in corpo in questo momento non è pareggiabile.

« Les seuls beaux yeux sont ceux qui vous regardent avec tendresse » - Coco Chanel

Yes, I just joined. Sometimes I enjoy being fashionably late.

@dasilvacontin @johncutlefish @herlifeinpixels @hanalodi @BenjaminPHardy @iamdavidhill @nathalynnunoo @paulienuh @VossNegotiation @JaimeRLevy @eduardo_a_gomez @benjaminpeddie @mauro_cozzi Congratulations David. I’m inspired by your journey. Looking forward to learning from you.

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Crying and googling "how much coding do game designers actually do"

@RoyalStatSoc So, gender bias has always been there - everywhere. #genderequity