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@MaxArterburn @BauerOutage 100%

Nothing says Christmas like curling up by the Christmas tree and watching The Polar Express. ?

Whoever made the new @Delta commercial deserves a raise. I’m currently ordering the Odyssey and looking up flights

@El_vengaK "El Memorioso"

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Pensé qué Iron Fist era una serie mala, pero She Hulk le ganó.

Yes. ?? https://t.co/KN3lYIBBkj

Genie: I’ll give you one billion dollars if you can spend 100M in a month. There are 3 rules: No gifting, no gambling, no throwing it away SRE: Can I use AWS? Genie: There are 4 rules https://www.reddit.com/r/aws/comments/o2aamk/from_0_to_100m_spend_in_1_month/

I’m unfazed

the cure to post concert depression is what

@ManchmalW oh fuck, den tweet drucke ich aus und mach stickers, die ich in jeder bahn auf jeden sitz klebe!

@virtaava

she goof my goober til i sponge

@kanyewest You do realise Jesus was Jewish? "Jesus ( c. 4 BC – AD 30 or 33), also referred to as Jesus Christ or Jesus of Nazareth was a first-century Jewish preacher and religious leader."

If u as down as me, but yo making hand up like me