
@TDubya1994
Why do people slurp coffee like fucking animals? Just wait until it's not hot, you fucking freaks.

@thebstiles
Seriously, if that game doesn't get played at all, Mizzou would have probably still been allowed by the SEC to "choose" the Music City Bowl, and seeing how we saw other garbage teams from that conference get bowl bids, CLANGA probably would have gotten a bowl anyway.

@skotterbutt
@kaukofloof @CheeHuffs I AM INDOOR ANIMAL AND I NEED WARM TOWEL AND BIDET

@SaimaMir
@WhittyAuthor I don't want the book to end! I love Duchess so much and Walk too. I'd love to talk to you and hear how you became so skilled at the craft. Everything from plot to character and wordsmithery. Blown away by almost every sentence. You are a master.

@richxrichx
Girls ducking me now aren’t gonna know how to handle themselves when I retire at 21 and move to Mykonos with a stripper. $enzc

@Vivekk47
You can’t respect anyone if you don’t respect yourself, and self-respect starts with good habits.

@Maharana8085
Former Deputy Chief Minister & President of #Rajasthan @INCIndia Committee for 6 consecutive years, Heartiest congratulations & best wishes to young smart & Funny leader @SachinPilot on his 44th birthday. Happy birthday sir ?

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