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@blakereid My compliments to the chef.

@prnewsio ? ?

where do u guys get loyal boyfriends HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH i want one

$SRPT I nominate Douglas Ingram for head of the FDA.

@spennyjunks @XboxSupport @EASPORTSFC Hey there Tiger! We get how frustrating that can be. Try power cycling your console by turning it off, unplugging it for a few minutes, then turning it back on. If the issue persists, reach out, and we’ll do our best to assist. Thanks for your patience! ?⚽ #GameOn

Não financie imóvel. Se PRECISAR financiar, tabela SAC (nunca a PRICE). Sempre amortize PRAZO (e nunca o valor da parcela). Gostou? Compartilhe

Youngboy isn’t just a rapper. Youngboy is a lifestyle, a culture, a religion, a tradition, a sexuality, a medicine, a feeling, an emotion, an icon, a symbol for life and happiness, Youngboy is Life. Youngboy is the reason I live. We love Youngboy

Pipe down, Aer Lingus. If I end up in Ireland I’m gonna be heated https://t.co/oicYXg5PIn

doing a pretend euro step on the way to the pantry for another Tums

@satsdart If you think you can consistently predict low tf movement based on lines on a graph you’re imo ignorant as fuck

oh you run a small business thats so queer of you

Movie idea: Zooey Deschanel hunts down the men who imprisoned her (and her 3 roommates) for 15 years I call it New Oldboy Girl

as an american woman who has never really followed modern royal family issues: IS ANYONE ELSE FOLLOWING THE KATE MIDDLETON DRAMA? is she alive? they’re killing stories cause AI edited images? bald rat man has mistress? princess di all over again? the fuck is a marchioness?

@KatyBSweet1 @AubryAndrews Knock her up one time and she gets all possessive.

Btw those whom the 58% PAYE will affect are not complaining ??

"I will just lay down for 5 minutes what could happen?" 3 hours later