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In Romania we don't say "i like you", we say "ești ce trebuie"

Why did I put potatoes in my purse last night..

Im Zeichen des »Stands der Dinge« in Sachen »Sozialstrukturanalyse« stand die #Abschiedsvorlesung von ????. ??. ??. ????????? ????????. Glückwunsch! Dank an alle, die diesen Abend auf so verschiedene Weise möglich gemacht haben!

Press Play is one of the most beautiful movies I’ve ever seen. As someone who has been grieving for the past 8 years, this movie didn’t make it feel like the grieving person lost; it’s so hard to explain. One of my new all time fav movies. @gregbjorkman @TheAvenue_Film

as minions premiers this fine evening i just wanted to reshare the mussy britton and i made

जबलपुर के स्वाधीनता आंदोलन में सबसे कम आयु के शहीद बालक कौन थे ? A. कमल सिंह B. गुलाब सिंह C. मंगल सिंह D. सूरज सिंह #AzadiKaAmritMahotsav #VskMahakoshal @2014_ncs @VinodDineshwar

the chance of being kicked in the face by thorgy thor is low but never zero

i love shirley lee i am a big fan

Absolutely it will https://t.co/5IjKdxcl3t

Youngboy isn’t just a rapper. Youngboy is a lifestyle, a culture, a religion, a tradition, a sexuality, a medicine, a feeling, an emotion, an icon, a symbol for life and happiness, Youngboy is Life. Youngboy is the reason I live. We love Youngboy

Pipe down, Aer Lingus. If I end up in Ireland I’m gonna be heated https://t.co/oicYXg5PIn

doing a pretend euro step on the way to the pantry for another Tums

@satsdart If you think you can consistently predict low tf movement based on lines on a graph you’re imo ignorant as fuck

oh you run a small business thats so queer of you

Movie idea: Zooey Deschanel hunts down the men who imprisoned her (and her 3 roommates) for 15 years I call it New Oldboy Girl

theres an art piece in my house made by this one girl i dated who only gave me handies and tried to play wit my bootyhole. i have to see this every day. no, its not mine.