
@fran_cescaa
For some reason I just can’t accept hinge dudes from Staten Island. Jersey? No problem. Staten Island? Just can’t do it

@cbearreport
We should focus less on a person’s astrology sign and more on where they park at the mall

@JeffLadish
I try to be nice on Twitter, but I'm not being nice to the friends who are helping me draft this Tweet

@schwartz_jen
Babe wake up Dr. Fisher posted a strange and specific detail about his day on Facebook

@peterpattakos
@natelull00 @bishop_chui @MyFriendCamilo @SceneSallard Nah, sorry, when I smell a fraud I don't log off I keep posting. It's the Pattakos difference.

@HappySinger
@drunkenmadman @OzKitsch You're so broken down by age and sex you could be the census.

@RaupeshweSting
@TV9Marathi हिंदुत्ववादी पक्ष जिंकला, म्हणून तुमचा हा सगळा राग.तिथे चुकून जर काँग्रेस जिंकली असती, तर उद्याच्या सामना मध्ये, भाजप चा कसा कोथळा काढला इत्यादी फालतू बातम्या आणि त्यात शिवसेने ने कसा गनिमी कावा केला याची रसभरीत वर्णने आणि तीच बातमी तमाम पगारी मराठी न्यूज चॅनेल नि लावली असती

@xomtochukwu
As I Dey like this, I no get shi shi to flex or give anybody. Country hard af. Thanks and God bless ??

@EditorFemi
“But Jesus looked at them and said, ‘With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.’” (Matthew 19:26)

@kaspth
I was legitimately sad hearing about Norm Macdonald, his absurdist comedy got me through some tough times. Once, he spelled my name french-canadianly, but the vow is still pending ? https://t.co/PhwZkpTXdf

@SridharanAnand
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