@elonmusk
If life is a video game, the graphics are great, but the plot is confusing & the tutorial is way too long
@_CakeBawse
It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to see what's really going on.
@ladygaga
earth is cancelled
lol
Who controls the memes,controls the Universe
Open your eyes, look up to the skies
Technically, alcohol is a solution
@realDonaldTrump
I won the Election!
@PeteBlackburn
Why the fuck did I buy a 2020 planner
Off Twitter for a while
