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how do i advertise that i would love to be approached and chatted with at a coffeeshop while having my headphones on and reading a book

#TaxTwitter Tip of the Day Delegate managing & processing payroll to managers who understand payroll. Its cheaper than paying me to fix the issues that happen because payroll was delegated to the wrong person.

@SebastienBubeck @DimitrisPapail I'm not trying to be helpful. I'm asking you to stop being a charlatan.

I'm going to make my own programming language called Reverse Python #PythonIsABitch; HelloWorld("print"); _AddSpace.Execute.Runtimeerror0;

NEOCON ALERT! @MattBlissMN likes to market himself as a constitutional conservative, yet he refuses to uphold the constitution at home in Minnesota by signing on to @DefendTheGuard legislation. Do the right thing or lose your seat at the table. https://t.co/KtIgnxvE32

I used to be a part of RAWS's team. I was thrown off the team for saying the word 'nigga' and it wasn't even directed at anyone. I was unfairly booted off of that team, especially when he had partners that treated me like shit tbh and now that this is surfacing, my infraction was… https://t.co/yuiDTqNQjM

This week's mail swag includes @LadyGaga's "pregnancy" tweet printed on a shirt from @TwitterMusic AND @ArianaTheRose's new song title printed on a jacket from @ShoreFire (gave it to my buddy). Thanks, @semurph and @jcpagejc! #LG6

sometimes i’m a c!wilbur apologist and other times i’m still a c!wilbur apologist but i’m crying

Why are hyenas stereotyped as being stinky when pics and vids of them enjoying bath time are all over the Internet?

Also, a not friendly reminder that the left lane is not for playing heehaw with the fuck around gang.

.@oakleyandallen coming back to work after the twins https://t.co/FCb5nsvf7J

@MaselaMakgotso One thing about me I follow and you follow back☺️

There's a cricket stuck in our wall and I'm slowly descending into madness like some sort of annoying version of The Tell-Tale Heart

NEW: The Queens GOP recently scrubbed its social media pages of photos of its chairwoman socializing with an alleged Jan. 6 rioter. The chairwoman, Joann Ariola, is running for City Council. If she loses, Queens won't have any elected Republicans in 2022. https://www.nydailynews.com/2021/09/23/queens-gop-expunges-photos-of-nyc-council-candidate-with-alleged-capitol-rioter-from-social-media/

sometimes you have to wear the GAY SUNHAT...... other times you have to wear the BIG MAN BOOT.........

Hot girls make tea and then forget and let it get cold and then drink it all in one gulp