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popping my pussy at the all of garden

My boyfriend got me a shirt with my most famous tweet printed on it. We’re never breaking up

Wow omg Stripe acquire Privy. Omg that’s amazing. Web3 will change forever. lol nice try, still rich don’t care

Everyone is a seeker 1 is a seeker of Independence; to be established 2 is a seeker of union; to love and be loved 3 is a seeker of impressions; to paint the world 4 is a seeker of stability; to build something of lasting value 5 is a seeker of freedom; to experience it all

Women swear they 'could never' do things that women do all the time

There is a very dangerous subculture of extremist, woke, far-left, anti police public defenders working in Cook County. Almost none of them were raised in Chicago, but it’s their cult’s mission to ensure violent criminals are kept on the streets in the name of restorative justice

when you love your besties tweet so much you get it printed on a t shirt x @megbeck529

Echoing the false history promoted by President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia to justify his invasion of Ukraine, a senior Kremlin official released an angry diatribe on Monday against Poland. https://www.nytimes.com/live/2022/03/21/world/ukraine-russia-war/a-senior-kremlin-official-lashes-poland-and-calls-its-leaders-vassals-of-the-us?smid=tw-nytimesworld&smtyp=cur

Paneer Butter Masala and Garlic Nan. That’s it . That’s the tweet.

My FUCK YOUs hit different

i like to imagine my twitter followers as wee babes suckling at the teat of my genius

How I wish the government would allow us to start from scratch, absolutely debt free?

(andre 3000 voice) alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright (the last five years voice) the panic recedes

@gwensgalriri Riya, the Gwen to our Blake. Always showing up ??

The only thing that could bring peace

as a grown man why r u moaning & grunting at the gym? ??? suck it up & lift those weights like the rest of us alphas.