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I like to fart in my hand and smell it #smellslikeroses

I'm going to get this tweet printed on a shirt.

@castrofy26 Received for both, Thanks, ubarikiwe sana, imeniinua kiasi #NikujaribuTu https://t.co/5F2tVHu3Kw

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The president of the Russian Federation Vladimir Putin, who is wanted by ICC for war crimes... This should be used by all media outlets from this point on when he is mentioned. #Putin #ICC #WarCrimes #Russia

i am a girlboss i am a war criminal i am a lunatic . i am clinically insane & the next virgin mary & i am never going to die

i be so confident about the way im studying and then one mock test and boom all my confidence on floor

Bolsonaro diz que Lula é um perigo para o Brasil. Lula diz que Bolsonaro é um perigo para o Brasil. Vou dizer uma coisa, até que enfim eles falaram algo que Eu concordo. #NemLulaNemBolsonaro

No era que el 22/2/22 se abría un portal de abundancia? Gracias por nada, universo

And it starts with four things: - Networking - Maximizing your appearance - Knowing how to interact with women - Knowing how to text and talk to women And I talk about all these subjects in my newsletter.

why did i tell ant i wanted one of those cute hairless cats and he gone tell me shave my coochie and stand in the mirror…

@sarahanne1212 Good for Juan Yepez tho

Getting new siding tomorrow. Might as well. #Bucksin6 @Bucks

I painted a portrait of my dog on a pumpkin, what do you think? It’s totally sustainable and biodegradable fall decorating!

The feline urge to eat the plant in the living room

Wrestling is garbage. Grow the fuck up.