
@Enan_Rwaboona
It’s my first time in court and i heard the judge saying “ORDER” and i quickly replied “fried rice, chicken and chilled juice” Now two policemen are escorting me outside, i think we are going to the restaurant.

@PhelleAlt
@cookigooner Im a- fuck... oughh.... oh shit... *big ass turd slides through my leg and plops onto the floor* - ohhh... oh im sorry i- what was i saying?

@MiaOBrienTV
So let’s say I was watching @IowaWBB with my boyfriend while scrolling Twitter… Saw this @darcangel21 tweet and shouted “THAT’S ME! PRINT THE SHIRTS”… and he surprised me & actually printed it Kid’s gotta be a keeper, right, @CaitlinClark22? ?? (Happy #ValentinesDay y’all)


@BrentHodgson
@frankie_1987 No virus or disease provides us with an economic benefit that outweighs its cost. We haven’t simply accepted HIV, Polio, Measles, Yellow Fever, RRV, Malaria, Dengue, TB… In all cases, pushing to elimination (and staying as close to it as possible) has made sense.

@BramhamAlex
@bird_decoy @SjwWitch @AveryOfBirds That is NOT my civil partner’s penis.

@versebass
brought my mom to her first show & her first time seeing me perform this weekend and she str8 up said “i apologize for asking you to turn down your music all the time” ?

@ECNLgirls
? WEATHER DELAY ? We are currently under a weather delay. Please head to your vehicles and we will provide an update by 5pm.

@PhilippeLe2
@HanbaliQays @TEnreille "je ne suis pas complètement con mais anti-toute forme d'intelligence"

@ItzCupcakeBihh
Don't carry your mistakes around with you!! Instead, place them under your feet and use them as stepping stones to rise above them! ?Peace And Love Everyone?

@IndiaToday
India Today Anti Fake News War Room (AFWA) has found that the marksheet of Sanjoy Rabidas is two years old when he passed Class 10 board examination from WBBSE with 66% marks, and not 93%. #FactCheck #AFWAFactCheck | @arjundeodia https://www.indiatoday.in/fact-check/story/the-topper-who-walked-out-from-a-tale-of-twisted-truth-1701752-2020-07-18
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