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niggas be saying no kizzy but deadass be kizzying

buying kombucha at harvest on second.

i think i legitimately made myself cognitively impaired by constantly doing whipits and injaling computer duster so please dint do that either

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@cwt_news So, it DIDN'T come from eating batwing soup at the downtown market?? Who knew.

Estamos todos como en un casamiento después del carnaval carioca. Lo que queda hasta fin de año es esperar la pizza de las 6 de la mañana...

German Catholic bishops and lay leaders on Friday called for their church to bless same-sex relationships, challenging a Vatican ban on the practice https://www.wsj.com/articles/german-catholic-leaders-support-blessings-for-gay-couples-challenging-pope-francis-11633107983?mod=e2tw

I went to sleep last night with a smile because I knew I’d be dreaming of you. but I woke up this morning with a smile because you weren’t a dream. ― Good Morning ???❤️????

It's time to invoke Force Majeure on adulting!

TGIF ? ? #ILikeMoney by @Jhybo is the right song that should be buzzing your speakers this weekend and beyond ?? Go check out this amazing song guys and come say thank Jhybo later ? Download/stream here ? https://t.co/g2gkVdArdo https://t.co/PNvzhdAJlm

Not sure I get this but someone printed a new t-shirt for @JohnMu that features a tweet of his saying “i love cheese” https://www.seroundtable.com/photos/john-mueller-love-cheese-tweet-t-shirt-27430.html via @methode

I’m a whore for women on this app, catch me in every comment section with heart eyes and kind words

I have completed my 12 hour Twitter jail sentence for responding to a tweeter who had a tick on them with:

Write like your life depends on it.

Go to a Styx concert and report back, cool guy. Your entire worldview will fall apart right in front of you. They will grab your stupid little dick on the first song and refuse to let go. https://t.co/bAYAQkC6m6