@RamonRoblesJr
New strain of Covid is officially been called “Deeze Nutz”. As in “you can tell me to stay home cause Deeze Nutz may be hazardous to public safety”. Also, I’m drunk.
@MittenDAmour
Parks are weird, aren’t they? A gym, a children’s birthday party venue, a romantic date location, all in a giant fucking dog toilet.
@HumbleFlow
One day, you will wake up for the last time. You won’t know it’s the last time. You’ll go through your morning routine, the same one you’ve done thousands of times. Maybe you’ll check your phone. Maybe you’ll make coffee. Maybe you’ll just sit there for a moment, staring at… https://t.co/m34GKG0TqI https://t.co/LnpyZqdbtZ
@safemoon
Flash Give Away! 100Bil $SAFEMOON to one lucky winner; 1) Follow @safemoon and @cryptoinsideen 2) LIKE / RT This tweet 3) Tag 3 friends. #Safemoon is a #microgem listed on BSC #PancakeSwap Currently at 48K market with listings on the horizon. Buckle UP! GO! ???? https://t.co/BkUoBAwxLl
@NetflixGeeked
@swirlingthings bestie i see you in the comments every day and if you think you don’t get a little moment in The Sandman panel Monday you don’t have enough faith in me ❤️
@compositiomal
sometimes i worry about my abilities as a philosophy student and then i think about stefan molyneux's MA thesis and feel quite confident
@MonacoTrader
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too.
@TheAFDPodcast
In a perfect world, Harry Carry would introduce Guns N' Roses at Wrigley.
@tiredxwitch
If you can’t handle me at my “namaste fellow light worker” you don’t deserve me at my “grand rising 🧬🧘🏻♀️”
@RomanSaini
'Monomaniacal, bloody minded, ruthless focus on a solitary goal' is key to success.
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