
@dompolarityx
Things that are none of our business ? 1. Your deepest thoughts ? 2. Your income ? 3. Your phone's contents ? 4. Your alone time ? 5. Your study or desk or private room ?

@comethrundchill
je vais pas faire l’unanimité mais pour toutes les personnes qui pensent qu’être gay c’est une souffrance : je viens de marcher une heure avec des vans neuves et je confirme

@ws_casper
@SosaFrmDa7 @HazardPxcked @Cobratate If that’s your face in the DP, then you should probably also opt for a cartoon instead ?

@MoniseLSeward
If I want to read more during the year, I need to reevaluate how I spend my free time. *looks at Twitter feed*

@thepunningman
Me: [covered in ketchup] Santa Sauce is coming to town Wife: Stop M: Happy Hollandaise W: I'm leaving M: …and mayo your Christmases be white

@RabManonoff
@AB84 This is my son. He’s dead now. It would be an HONOR if you posthumously made him Cracker of the Day.


@tinyklaus
Few things annoy me more than attention-seeking edgelords who pretend to care about UFOs.

@Snide_Remarks
WFT FLASH GRADES: QB: R- RB: D- WR: F TE: G OL: S- DL: W- LB: Z CB: V ST: L COACHING: N- BENCH: Z- OWNER: Z-

@NicoleFCarr
Bothered by a new Christmas movie bc it doesn’t address COVID.I know it was shot during the pandemic,so are we pretending there’s no virus? We can’t get a script about how they’ve managed to have a big,maskless indoor party w strangers in 2021 & no vaxx or testing status convo?
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