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It is okay not to make noise sometimes. You do not always have to be making noise.

i am constantly working but nothing is getting done

Now if they minted only 1. that means there can only be 1 on earth, I believe that value can only remain at what it is or continue to only increase. its like the Monalisa

An Iranian ballistic missile landed right next to a school in Peduel. I bet you think it’s not such a miracle because school was out so there was no one there. Well, you’d be wrong because whoever didn’t have a bomb shelter in their house used the school’s shelter so there

@girlyaliciaaaa Les femmes aiment jouer les féministes sur les réseaux, mais au lit, elles adorent le patriarcat ces chiennes

Cape Town people don’t ask for a cigarette they tell you to

Bees are nature's himbos

Bin seit um 14 Uhr draußen Sonne getankt habe ein Eis geholt habe den Rakers beim Schaukeln zugeguckt

@HealthLimpopo So poster was made and discussed in the boardroom and you all agreed to this? Seriously?

ND just went three and out off 1st and 5

WEDGIE JACKSON

Give it to either Idris Elba or Jodie Comer til the end of the season

Sometimes da best attention is none at all .

क्या भूले क्या याद करे?? हे माधव तुम ही बताओ .... आज की" द्रौपदी "किससे फरियाद करें ?? पग पग पर हैं" दुष्सासन "खड़े ..... और आज भी हैं भीष्म मौन पड़े ?? तब माधव ने आवाज़ लगयी हे द्रौपदी तुम श्री खंड नहीं अंगार चंड बनो थाम कर तलवार दुष्टों का संहार करो

—Yo en la escuela siempre fui de coger buenas notas. —¿Estudiabas mucho? —Me emborrachaba.

Friendly reminder that you have zero control on how other people perceive you so you might as well just be the person you want to be anyway.