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Although I am presently in NYC, and thus have standing to deliver some witty observance or snide reflection on the recent bouncing about, I will yield all of my time to this dry, perfect masterwork: https://t.co/FOrFTdOQBd

@lengsixfooter it’s called strategy mate, one of the reasons why Man City are doing great

I don’t know what’s more upsetting, that my wife uploaded my snoring to spotify, that 44,000 people have listened to it, or that she took the time to release an instrumental version!

Меня пугают люди, которые всегда здороваются при переписке. Лично я давно перестал отличать один день от другого, разделять ночь и день, и помнить, говорил ли я с этим человеком сегодня

"here's whats going to happen. You are going to open all psds name asdasdasd and you are going to label all layers correctly, not just the groups, All layers. Then you are going to save the file again with a clear name tha describes what the file is, are clear?"

Montrez vos images créées par l’IA mdrrr on va voir qui a la meilleure

Common people are being affected by rising prices but the insensitive Central Government is making a mockery of the suffering of the poor.

For a website called TimTales there really aren’t that many tales being told there

I arrive at Baje at 2 o clock.

@espn @TeamJuJu Sus! Ask a female celebrity at least.

@varlamov @abunyasha Иди нахуй, говно

Now playing ? Careless Whisper - [George Michael]

I don't want to be "based and redpilled" I want to be erased and just actually killed

Casters keep saying "Valorant effort" but it doesn't make any sense to me because I'm pretty sure the entire point of Valorant is to not put in any effort.

Brett Kavanaugh should not be allowed to abort the coronavirus. It needs to go to full term.

Ghosting after a hook up or two is fine Ghosting after months of talking with no explanation is shitty https://t.co/gGkfv3pdSn