
@thatfrood
restaurants should have a menu option called “the rat” that lets you scurry around and eat leftovers ppl wont finish. the waiter could ask guests if they’d like a box or if they’d like to send it “to the rat”

@NickAdamsinUSA
Throw your Fortnite controllers in the trash. Bury your Fortnite system in your backyard. Snap your Fortnite disc in half. Burn your Fortnite cheat guide booklet. Pick up the Bible and go to Church. Alpha males don't worship false idols.

@AEW
For winning the @AEWGames Elite GM Invitational Championship, James Darnell (@cmpuls3) has chosen @KillLutherKill (w/ @KingSerpentico) to challenge @BigShottyLee (w/ @dustinrhodes) TOMORROW on #AEWDarkElevation! Watch #AEWDarkElevation Mondays at 7/6c - https://www.youtube.com/AEW.


@the_ironsheik
DESPERADO WHY DONT YOU COME TO YOUR SENSES YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

@AugustAmesxxx
whichever (lady) performer is replacing me tomorrow for @EroticaXNews , you’re shooting with a guy who has shot gay porn, just to let cha know. BS is all I can say🤷🏽♀️ Do agents really not care about who they’re representing? #ladirect I do my homework for my body🤓✏️🔍

@JmeBBK
I’ve got it, it’s a big conspiracy, Activision is funding this lockdown So we can all jump back on COD

@amandaorson
I've been de-Googling and transitioning to encrypted, self-hosted, or privacy-first everything over the last ~2 years. What I changed and notes: 1) Email: Gmail → @ProtonMail For personal, this was easy. Everything from my old gmail is autoforwarded to a domain-based email

@kerrywashington
In honor of #NationalBlackVoterDay the one and only @lizzo is chatting with THE @KamalaHarris today on IG Live at 3:30 PT/6:30 ET??????

@aparnapkin
I like to imagine confident people have a little DJ Khaled in their brain yelling “WE THE BEST” every time they look in the mirror

@SaraJefry
Your grandparents were called to war. You’re being called to sit on your couch. You can do this. #QuarantineLife
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