
@thedextriarchy
Epic lawyer: "There might have been an implication that showing Peely without a suit might have been inappropriate. [Lawyer shows a picture of naked Peely in court.] "Is there anything inappropriate about Peely without clothes?” Weissinger: “It’s just a banana, ma’am."

@MikeFrancesa
Sandy Koufax is the most dominant pitcher I've ever seen. But the most consistent and professional was Tom Seaver. An amazing performer. RIP.

@HotTakeHenry_
@ReplyGuy34 @barstoolsports Unwarranted hate. Long career of solid performances. Not the prettiest in the game, but does the job consistently. The Tim Duncan of porn. Call her The Big Cumdamental.

@fchollet
Whatever you do next, pick something you find difficult, because without difficulty & challenge there can't be passion, and it's passion that makes us happy

@YulisRmcf
En la sala de @lukamodric10 hay más #ChampionsLeague que en las vitrinas del -PSG -Manchester City -Atlético de Madrid ?


@DatingTaxi
Become a ghost for 6 months Make everything your fault. Find the beast within you. Throw yourself into pain. Cut out all the excuses. Go all in on yourself. Train like a warrior. Work like a robot. Eat like a king. Reject vices. Transform. Upgrade. Create. Thrive. Win.

@thatfrood
restaurants should have a menu option called “the rat” that lets you scurry around and eat leftovers ppl wont finish. the waiter could ask guests if they’d like a box or if they’d like to send it “to the rat”

@NickAdamsinUSA
Throw your Fortnite controllers in the trash. Bury your Fortnite system in your backyard. Snap your Fortnite disc in half. Burn your Fortnite cheat guide booklet. Pick up the Bible and go to Church. Alpha males don't worship false idols.

@AEW
For winning the @AEWGames Elite GM Invitational Championship, James Darnell (@cmpuls3) has chosen @KillLutherKill (w/ @KingSerpentico) to challenge @BigShottyLee (w/ @dustinrhodes) TOMORROW on #AEWDarkElevation! Watch #AEWDarkElevation Mondays at 7/6c - https://www.youtube.com/AEW.


@AugustAmesxxx
whichever (lady) performer is replacing me tomorrow for @EroticaXNews , you’re shooting with a guy who has shot gay porn, just to let cha know. BS is all I can say🤷🏽♀️ Do agents really not care about who they’re representing? #ladirect I do my homework for my body🤓✏️🔍

@the_ironsheik
DESPERADO WHY DONT YOU COME TO YOUR SENSES YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

@JmeBBK
I’ve got it, it’s a big conspiracy, Activision is funding this lockdown So we can all jump back on COD

@amandaorson
I've been de-Googling and transitioning to encrypted, self-hosted, or privacy-first everything over the last ~2 years. What I changed and notes: 1) Email: Gmail → @ProtonMail For personal, this was easy. Everything from my old gmail is autoforwarded to a domain-based email
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