
@cathmckenna
I am going to hide under the covers for the rest of the day/month/winter.

@AnimusDiscovery
FELIZ DIA INTERNACIONAL DA MULHER OBSERVAÇÃO: VÁLIDO PARA OS SERES HUMANOS QUE NASCERAM COM TROMPAS, OVÁRIOS, ÚTERO - RESUMINDO CROMOSSOMO XX MACHO COM PERUCA E MAQUIAGEM NÃO É MULHER, É NO MÁXIMO UMA GAMBIARRA. OBRIGADO, E BOM DIA A TODOS. #PÁS

@RobGronkowski
@Edelman11 forgot my sleeves at the gym #edelshirt #macaulaytyme #beastmode


@ImNickGabe
Linguagens pedindo água: ? python: Me dá uma água. javascript: Opa, me vê uma water aí. java: Teria como me ceder um copo razoável de água? bash: Vosmicê poderia dar a vossa pessoa um copo d'água para cessar minha sede?

@nntaleb
@DrewPavlou Fucking idiot you think you are capable of intimidating me?

@zachlanebryan
Be kind and gracious; quiet when you need to be, abrasive when you need to be, fight when you gotta’ fight and sleep when you gotta’ sleep. There’s a time for everything and know everyday is a privilege to be grateful for the simple things around you

@ScrubNoobLoL
Tier list I made of the best players I've played with (personal experience)(NA edition)


@MrBeeTanz
Mwanaume hata Apendwe vip yaan lazma Achepuke, Yaan hata Umpandishie Miguu Ukutan Atachepuka? Nyambafu??? Hivi wanaume tuwafanyeje ili msichepuke ?
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