
@scottmelker
I will be releasing a one page book on investment strategy called “Buy Shit And Wait.” Those will be the only 4 words in the book.

@thecompdog
Can’t see this being anything other than a draw! India’s bowling apart from Bumrah will struggle. If only Ashwin was playing… oh Kohli it’s good to have independent thinkers in your team

@espn
The #HRDerby … where wearing a LARGE glove as an adult is perfectly acceptable.


@KaleQuinoaOT
@lizhugsdream Yes! Because I’m scared someone will break in and I’ll have to fight them titties flying everywhere.

@BobGolen
Someone told me they don't wear a mask cuz their nose is too big. Give me a break. I wear underwear.

@AdamFriedland
Cum town is not a socialist podcast it's not a fascist podcast it's a podcast about being gay with your dad

@Sarfaraz1201
Ahmad Massoud will be invited to the European Parliament. Our Resistance will soon be recognized by everyone. RESISTANCE2.0 IS A MUST.

@blakemurphy7
Kyler Murray might not be even 5'10 but he's 6-0 right now, folks.

@brookscp
When Drake says "imagine if I never met the broskis", I think about my broskis and it hits me every time
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