
@Fred_Delicious
landlords imply the existence of sealords, and most terrifying of all - airlords

@KingJames
@billoram and I had a candid conversation after the game tonight and I know he has a job to do. I know what he wrote wasn’t truthful cause it never came from me. But I get it, SOURCES run this game. Nevertheless #LakerNation let him be cause he ain’t a bad guy. ??✊??

@SawyerMerritt
Tesla has improved the Cybertrucks frunk sensing so that it won't close even on soft objects like a Banana. All Cybertrucks get this update in Tesla's Spring software update (2024.14.3), which is rolling out now. https://t.co/VFsVMXEck2

@ochocinco
I’m going to see King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard with Belicheck, this should be fun…

@woonomic
The genius of #Bitcoin is that it leverages our greed to grow. As it grows, everything it touches decentralises, to dissipate concentrations in power. https://t.co/lbUNHEoZdd

@TheCatWhisprer
BOSS: due to the virus we need everybody to work from home ME: please, i have a family

@drakesdiary1
Sometimes it's better to say nothing and just take note of what you see.

@jbarro
Sure sex is good but have you ever tried flying into Burbank instead of LAX?

@ericrahill
Someday I’m gonna see LA with my own eyes ... and nothing will ever be the same again

@humortranslate
РАЗДРАЖАЮЩИЙ ЧЕЛОВЕК: Я раздражаю? ВСЕ: [раздражённо] Нет

@ctfbeats
Love relentlessly, know your worth, cherish your friends, put yourself in the shoes of others..

@BStulberg
A big misconception is that you need to be motivated to get rolling. You don't. Research: Motivation often FOLLOWS action, not the other way around. In Practice: You don't need to feel good to get going; you need to get going to give yourself a chance at feeling good.
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