
@JohnnyBaudelai2
Si je devais me décrire en un mot je dirais "attachiant"? Car je suis attachant et aussi je chie souvent dans mon pantalon (4 à 5 fois par jour en moyenne)

@amongusfan24
@Joshuaharrelso4 @Girlfriend_TvT *walks into room* what’s up my Friday night funkers! *sees gf* oh… my penis is big *starts jelqing everywhere*

@codinghorror
There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

@ErinChack
A good way to respond to someone telling you they ran a marathon is to ask if they won

@cenkuygur
Democracy is such a messy, wonderful thing. Through the invisble hand of the market we have found ourselves with a comforting grandpa as our leader at time when we needed an old, comfortable sweater. Time to lean back on the couch for a couple of years while we catch our breath.
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