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What y'all think about HAIM?

I call my nipples The Godfather because no one is interested in seeing the third one

chega de falar de política na ceia, vamos falar do LULA

ヤってるときに彼女が俺の上に来ようとしたが俺は彼女を蹴り落とした。なぜかって？俺のハイグラは誰も奪えない、奪わせない

therapist: good, good. now say it with confidence. me: NO DESSERT JUST THE CHECK PLEASE THANKS

JOSH ALLEN

I really envy people that have figured out their career path because me I don’t know what I am doing o.

I wanna live in a world where sadness is illegal

oh you're a developer? then why can't you develop a relationship

Affluent professionals used frontline and essential workers as human shields for months. Now the laptop class is demanding that all unvaccinated workers be fired - even those with natural immunity. “The Science” is always just an excuse to exploit, shame, and punish other people.

At safari park yesterday with kai. A nonkey has stole my back window wiper. Cheeky monkey.

My wife complained that all the time I spend on Twitter has affected the way we communicate as a family, So, I blocked her.

test yoki portrait i drew earlier I was thinking of doing illustrated portraits like this for my next thing, but I think maybe it clashes too much

Seek the Nine. Earn all-new Daito Armor within the Prophecy Dungeon.

في عام 1956م وصل #خامنئي_الفرخ إلى النجف الأشرف وهو ابن 17 سنة ونزل في مدرستي اليزدي الثانية والآخوند.. فاستخدمه شباب النجف دگ رگع! حتى فاحت ريحته! فبعث أغا بزرگ الطهراني رسالة إلى مرعشي نجفي في إيران يطلب منه أن يكلم أباه جواد خامنئي، ليرجع إبنه علياً إلى إيران.. لأنه أخزانا!

“For me the form God takes is not the most important thing. What’s most important is the essence. My songs and dances are outlines for him to come and fill. I hold out the form. She puts in the sweetness.” – Michael Jackson