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I wanna live in a world where sadness is illegal

oh you're a developer? then why can't you develop a relationship

Affluent professionals used frontline and essential workers as human shields for months. Now the laptop class is demanding that all unvaccinated workers be fired - even those with natural immunity. “The Science” is always just an excuse to exploit, shame, and punish other people.

At safari park yesterday with kai. A nonkey has stole my back window wiper. Cheeky monkey.

My wife complained that all the time I spend on Twitter has affected the way we communicate as a family, So, I blocked her.

test yoki portrait i drew earlier I was thinking of doing illustrated portraits like this for my next thing, but I think maybe it clashes too much

Seek the Nine. Earn all-new Daito Armor within the Prophecy Dungeon.

في عام 1956م وصل #خامنئي_الفرخ إلى النجف الأشرف وهو ابن 17 سنة ونزل في مدرستي اليزدي الثانية والآخوند.. فاستخدمه شباب النجف دگ رگع! حتى فاحت ريحته! فبعث أغا بزرگ الطهراني رسالة إلى مرعشي نجفي في إيران يطلب منه أن يكلم أباه جواد خامنئي، ليرجع إبنه علياً إلى إيران.. لأنه أخزانا!

“For me the form God takes is not the most important thing. What’s most important is the essence. My songs and dances are outlines for him to come and fill. I hold out the form. She puts in the sweetness.” – Michael Jackson

@josephpalbanese There’s this high tech firm called GameStop

Sick of having to go to 2 different huts to buy pizza & sunglasses.

@gibsonoma Baby gorgeous girls eat Taco Bell.

Never tell people where you are getting your bread to feed your family They will kill the baker and burn down the bakery.

Just popped into a local butcher’s shop in Fife. And the butcher said, “are you James Melville from Twitter? I love your feed. What you are doing is amazing. Keep going.” This sort of thing is happening a lot now. It’s both discombobulating and heartening in equal measure.

Quero falar à CPI e ao Brasil o quanto antes. Lamento o adiamento, sem motivo, da minha participação que seria na próxima quinta. Peço aos membros da CPI que me ouçam o quanto antes para que eu esclareça todos os fatos e prove a minha boa conduta.

Just imagine.... you're standing in a big warm crowd, two songs into hearing this Waxahatchee album live, your friend wiggles back through next to you and hands you a beer, you say “thanks dog I got the next one,” you take simultaneous sips and go on vibing :’)