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There are people less qualified than you, doing the things you want to do, simply because they decided to believe in themselves.

If kids can learn active shooter drills, they can learn about racism,

Just had sex with hazards on and now I have to hear a doctor lecture me about the importance of "penile integrity"

Remember when the Washington Post said that COVID was no big deal and the flu was worse? https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/time-for-a-reality-check-america-the-flu-is-a-much-bigger-threat-than-coronavirus-for-now/2020/01/31/46a15166-4444-11ea-b5fc-eefa848cde99_story.html

COVID kills people. The vaccine does not kill people. I did research.

@StianWalgermo @Tesla @ARKInvest @WholeMarsBlog @alex_avoigt @Teslarati @TeslaPodcast @mortenlund89 @Kristennetten Norway FTW ?? ?

Love you guys outrageously so, and miss you even more https://t.co/DsI0xSdyxz

Wait until Virginia finds out they teach Arabic numerals in school… ??

Martin Scorsese is elitist for thinking movies should be about illuminating the human experience and not about a train driving towards the screen

We are in the process of communicating with relevant parties and fully committed to working this out

Do you want some soup, cuz you acting like you want some soup,

wir haben noch 30-40 gute Jahre auf diesem Planeten, kauf das dumme T-Shirt, bestell die Vorspeise, kau den Fingernagel, mach den Urlaub, ignorier die unangenehme E-Mail, ghoste das Finanzamt, streichle den Hund und beiß vollrohr nachts in das Stück Käse in deinem Kühlschrank

In most pitch decks, AI stands for “Anonymous Indians.”

Sorry

Remember when you wanted everything you have now?

Each time they get a hit, take a bite of your hoagie! #Schwarberfest