@DeepLeffen
it has come to my attention that internet vigilantes are debating whether the grim reaper is the ultimate villain in our timeline. i would like to encourage some speculation that the much bigger villain is my wife who just put me in time out for calling my kid an incel
@RealSkipBayless
I WAS WRONG ABOUT BEING WRONG ABOUT THE CLIPPERS. IN A SHOCK TO ME, I WAS ULTIMATELY RIGHT. NOW THEY HAVE A VERY GOOD SHOT AT WINNING IT ALL, AS I ORIGINALLY PREDICTED.
@patient525
GORSH? they just cancel anyone these days huh mickey HYUCKHYUCKHYUCK! https://t.co/HZzbiXma7s
@eduardsi
– We don't write tests. – Why? – Because we don’t have time for it. – Why? – Because there is too much work and pressure. – Why? – Because we don’t move fast enough. – Why? – Because changing software has become difficult and risky. – Why? – Because we don’t write tests.
@Engr_Naveed111
جسٹس مندوخیل صاحب نے پہلے فاروق ایچ نائیک کو اپنا اختلافی نوٹ ظاہر کر دیا جو انہوں نے پوری عدالت کے سامنے پڑھا چیف جسٹس نے الیکشن کروانے کا حکم دیدیا سماعت سے ایک دن قبل اختلافی نوٹ باقاعدہ تحریر فرما دیا دوبارہ بینچ تشکیل ہوا تو کیس سننے سے معذرت نہیں کی ، کل سماعت کرتے… https://t.co/qQu9r5waPY
@BokangWrote
- Okay guys let’s wrap up the week at 10am, great effort from everyone, we really did our best. ??
@adamlevine
the VMA's. one day a year when MTV pretends to still care about music. I'm drawing a line in the sand. fuck you VMA's.
@pepsi
Introducing our limited-edition Pepsi Maple Syrup Cola ? Share a video/image of your pancake stacks & tag @IHOP + #ShowUsYourStack + #PepsiSweepstakes for the chance to win. One consumer will also be surprised with our custom Pepsi Spout!
@KaleiRenay
what’s stopping you from being a nasty little slut today. nothing. shake that ass.
@elonmusk
@Astronomiaum Life in glass domes at first. Eventually, terraformed to support life, like Earth.
@BladeeCity
Stop making fun of me its #illegal im just got of the phone with my lawyer
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